illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

wecantalkaboutit:

x

devildoll:

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

and like six hundred fictional characters