wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU


hamtaryo:

HAHAHAHAH NASH GRIER REPLIED TO MY DM BYE



my-mom-thinks-im-stoned:

flyers-orange-is-the-new-black:

drag0nz0rd:

0liii:

wasted—kitten:

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds

My bunny does this every morning in her cage

My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face

⚠️


ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo


You and I - 2 days to go


harknessneverdies:

nowisthewinter:

emerald-soul:

lellatron:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

This was without a doubt the most hearbreaking thing ever

I actually cried

still sobbing

The interesting part of this is that despite their differences, despite the expanding riff between them, Thor still knows his brother. He knows what their mother meant to him. And Thor knows Loki would not be fine with Frigga’s death. He knows his brother would not be pacing around his cell looking like her death didn’t affect him. Loki would be torn. Distraught. A wreck of himself. 

Turns out Thor is right. And despite everything, this right here is why they are still brothers.

THIS

IS THE FIRST TIME

THOR DIDN’T FALL FOR IT

EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUMP OFF THE RAINBOW BRIDGE


ziallasylum:

let’s focus on dumb and even dumber

image


vinebox:

IM WEAK